Embrace the Simo

NOTE: Eye on the Culture is a rotating set of articles from various members of the UBA. This article of from Goldera Surles. The opinions of the UBA bowlers may – or may not – be the same as the author of the column.

All I’m gonna say is:

1. Battle Bowl is OVER. It ended days ago. Your money is already gone. You can’t get it back. You’re not a time traveler. Move on, go back to your job.

2. Side action is OPTIONAL. I REPEAT, SIDE ACTION IS OPTIONAL.

3. I think the REAL problem is yall are financially irresponsible and don’t wanna talk about it but I’ll let yall live a little…

I’m not saying I don’t agree with some of yall because I do, I’m simply saying enough people have complained already so WHY ARE YALL STILL PRESSED OVER THIS Yall voiced your concerns already, be done. This monkey see, monkey do ish is ridiculous.

All this complaining but the way scores are looking, half the people complaining are the same ones who would’ve lost even if Simo WASN’T in the building. There I said it .

Shut up, bowl better, and go get a life outside of bowling and I promise yall wouldn’t be moving like this

Anyways have a GREAT day I’ll see yall RIGHT BACK at Bowlerama next year

And don’t bother commenting to argue with me cause I’m not replying so you will argue with yourself.