Battle Bowl 2024 Odds

A few things as always:

1. This is for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. I am NOT accepting bets. Though I WILL say that if I did, based on how much junk some of you talk, I’d be a very rich human being if I did open it up (No, Im not opening it up).
2. This is not based on great vs. sucky. By making it to the playoffs, you’re all great teams. This is about separating excellent from great and elite from excellent. Some people are going to get their feelings hurt. That’s unfortunate, but I’m not listing everyone at even odds, so deal with it.
3. This is based on opponent, tournament history, playoff location and path that a team needs to go through to get to Battle Bowl. There are teams that I will rank a LOT higher than their record due to said history (Ie NJNW) and lower for the same reasons.
4. Dear CT – last year the playoffs were in CT and NONE OF YOU got to Battle Bowl. The odds will be adjusted as such. Don’t be mad. Be better.
5. There will be a team that does really really well that will talk about how terrible at this I am on Social Media. This happens every year. This year will be no different. I have my big boy pants on.
6. Someone will be listed at 1,000 to 1, like I do every single year. Use this to get motivated and not act like a salty cow. There’s no team that I hate or disrespect. Don’t act like I do.
7. Have fun!
8. Did I mention this was for entertainment purposes only? Good.

2024 PRE-TOURNAMENT ODDS
(Again, for fun. No bet taking)

4-1: Hitmen – Capital
4-1: D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. – Queen City
4-1: Impact – DMV Central
4-1: Outrage – DMV North
4-1: Justus League – Brooklyn Queens
5-1: Da Garden Foundation – NJNW
5-1: City Morgue – Metro North
5-1: BC Crew – Long Island
5-1: MOP Nation Militia – New England North
6-1: New England Heat – New England South
6-1: Secret Society – PA South
6-1: Smurf Nation – NJ South
6-1: Dirty South Legends – Deep South
6-1: New World Order – Triad
7-1: Beast Squad – Sandhills
7-1: X-It Woundz – NWNJ
7-1: Bulletproof – NJ South
7-1: G-Town Heavy Hitters – Queen City
7-1: G.O.A.T. – Triad
7-1: High Powered – DMV South
8-1: South Jersey Strike Force – PA North
8-1: Lane Crashers – Brooklyn/Queens
8-1: Usual Suspects – PA South
8-1: Synergy – Inner Coastal
9-1: Disorderly Conduct – Triad
9-1: Spartanburg Savages – Palmetto
9-1: DC Mafia – DMV South
9-1: Killerz Grip – Long Island
10-1: Wrecking Crew – Brooklyn/Queens
10-1: Outkasts – Capital
10-1: Murder Inc. – NWNJ
10-1: High Voltage – Virginia
10-1: Royal Flush – Long Island
11-1: AC Express – NJ South
11-1: Rival Alliance – NJ South
11-1: Dynasty – DMV South
11-1: The Tribe – Metro North
12-1: Powerhouse – NJ Shore
12-1: Arsenal – NENJ
12-1: Lightz Out – Brooklyn/Queens
12-1: Da Hit Squad – Brooklyn/Queens
12-1: The Fallout – New England South
13-1: Dysfunctional Bowlers – NENJ
14-1: Conspiracy Theory – Triad
14-1: Class aXe – Metro North
15-1: NWO Wolfpack – DMV North
15-1: Latino All-Stars – NENJ
15-1: Philly Horsemen – PA North
15-1: Magna Carta – DMV Central
15-1: Bowl O Rama Express – New England South
16-1: The M.O.B. – Queen City
17-1: Augusta Reign – Palmetto
18-1: Str8 Bizness Cartel – DMV South
19-1: Hot Pockets – DMV Central
20-1: Train Wreck – NJ Shore
21-1: The Risen – Virginia
22-1: Striking Vipers – Inner Coastal
23-1: Controlled Chaos – Metro North
24-1: House Shot Heros – New England North
25-1: Absolute Chaos – NJ South
26-1: Fearless – Virginia
27-1: Capital City Hitters – Capital
28-1: Identity Crisis – New England North
29-1: Release the Kraken – Long Island
30-1: The Disciples – Sandhills
35-1: Mid-County Wood Whackers – PA South
40-1: High Octane – Sandhills
45-1: Watchmen – Inner Coastal
50-1: Goon Squad – NJ Shore
55-1: Natural Disaster – Queen City
60-1: Reaper Crew – NJ Shore
65-1: Pound 4 Pound – New England South
75-1: All IN! – PA North
80-1: Stay Dangerous – Triad
85-1: Mutiny – DMV North
90-1: Kryptonite – DMV North
100-1: Da Takeover – NENJ
125-1: Long Island Legendz – Long Island
150-1: Hills Have Eyes – PA South
175-1: Public Enemy – New England South
200-1: Carolina Rampage – Palmetto
250-1: The Outsiders – Deep South
300-1: The Commission – New England South
350-1: Critical Roll – Deep South
400-1: Framed 4 Murda – DMV South
500-1: On a Mission – NJ South
750-1: Contract Killaz – DMV South
1,000-1: Apocalypse – Metro North