Is Pom Poms a drink?

Good Morning All and Happy Thirsty Thursday. My Firm is serving me wine so everything is just fine this morning. Judge your mama! Anyway, we are a few weeks away from the pivotal Tour Stop #13 in the Central Conference, and you have to wonder whether your Team is ready…to begin their off season or make the next steps to prepare for the Playoffs.

This is also a good time for the carpet bowlers to get their pom poms, good tennis shoes, and chants ready. You will never bowl in a meaningful match, but your energy is always appreciated. You all know who you are and we love you for it.

We have the DMV Unholy happening at Perry Hall and once again numbers are underwhelming, but another tournament is sold out at the same location. Very eye opening indeed.

Two Battle Bowls is also “Hmmm” worthy, as well, but do your thing UBA Texas.

Find my abridged predictions below for Tour Stop #13.
Gordon Pepper I have been getting a lot of questions about your motivational 50 and when they will drop.

Anyway, who do you all think rounds out the 16 teams to advance to the Playoffs for the Central Conference?

DMV South

Tour Stop #13: Bowl America Woodbridge on Sunday, June 9, 2024 at 12PM EST

Position Round

Match #1: 1st Place High Powered (339) vs. 2nd Place Str8 Bizness Cartel (314)

SBC wins 24 to 16.

Match #2: 3rd Place DC Mafia (308) vs. 4th Place Framed 4 Murda (303)

DCM takes this one 28 to 12.

Match #3: 5th Place Dynasty (284) vs. 6th Place Contract Killaz (270)

Dynasty wins this one, 24 to 16.

Match #4: 7th Place Lethal N’jection (232) vs. 8th Place NoVa Beastmode (209)

Beastmode wins 26 to 14.

Match #5: 9th Place No Clowns Allowed (202) vs. 10th Place Infamous (200)

NCA wins 28 to 12.

Match #6: 11th Place Nightmare on Lane Street (110) vs. 12th Place PAX Kingpins (109)

NLS is very familiar with Woodbridge and should win this one, 26 to 14.

VA

Tour Stop #13: Pinboys at the Beach on Sunday, June 9, 2024 at 1:30PM EST

Position Round

Match #1: 1st Place High Voltage (308) vs. 2nd Place Fearless (307)

Fearless takes this one, 24 to 16.

Match #2: 3rd Place The Risen (302) vs. 4th Place Violators (258)

The Risen win 28 to 12.

Match #3: 5th Place Demolition Crew (238) vs. 6th Place Gladiators (220)

Gladiators win 26 to 14.

Match #4: 7th Place The Unforgiven (218) vs. 8th Place Hellhounds (198)

Hellhounds finish on a high note with a 30 to 10 win.

Match #5: 9th Place Twisted (188) vs. 10th Place Disturbin Tha Peace (163)

Twisted wins 24 to 16.

DMV Central

Tour Stop #13: Annapolis Bowl on Sunday, June 2, 2024 at 12PM EST

Position Round

Match #1: 1st Place Impact (351) vs. 2nd Place Hot Pockets (333)

Impact clinches the DMV Central with a 26 to 14 win.

Match #2: 3rd Place Magna Carta (304) vs. 4th Place Body Bagz (248)

BB shows up to win and grabs it, 24 to 16.

Match #3: 5th Place Kryptonite (238) vs. 6th Place Guilty By Association (224)

Kryptonite edges out GBA, 26 to 14.

Match #4: 7th Place Most Wanted (214) vs. 8th Place Charm City Chaos (210)

MW goes out on a high not with a 28 to 12 win.

Match #5: 9th Place The Expendables (169) vs. 10th Place Boardwalk Empire (150)

BE wins, 26 to 14.

DMV North

Tour Stop #13: AMF Southdale on Sunday, June 2, 2024 at 12PM EST

Position Round

Match #1: 1st Place N.W.O. Wolfpack (342) vs. 2nd Place Outrage (321)

Outrage wins 26 to 14.

Match #2: 3rd Place Mutiny (272) vs. 4th Place The Lion’s Den (246)

TLD wins and the betting window is open.

Match #3: 5th Place Apex Predators (241) vs. 6th Place Vipers (220)

Apex wins 26 to 14.

Match #4: 7th Place Killer Keglers (208) vs. 8th Place Da Stoners (207)

Stoners win 26 to 14.

Match #5: 9th Place Pin Krushers (172) vs. 10th Place Infinite Chaos (128)

PK wins 28 to 12.