Gettin’ Phat with Stats

Good Afternoon All,

I have been quietly acquiring stats for the upcoming 2023-2024 UBA Season in the All American Conference.

Here are my way too early Rankings for each District and the Conference as a whole. The Rankings for each Franchise is based solely on their current combined roster averages, so don’t ask how a team is where they are listed. Note, there is one team without any averages on roster, so of course they get the last spot.

DMV North

#1 Outrage – Team Average is 222.
#2 Mutiny – Team Average is 219.
#3 N.W.O. Wolfpack – Team Average is 216.
#4 The Lion’s Den – Team Average is 215.
#5 Da Stoners – Team Average is 211.
#6 Pin Krushers – Team Average is 211.
#7 Apex Predators – Team Average is 210.
#8 Infinite Chaos – Team Average is 209 (only 2 people on visible roster).
#9 Vipers – Team Average is 204.
#10 Killer Keglers – Team Average is 201.

DMV Central

#1 Hot Pockets – Team Average is 221.
#2 Impact – Team Average is 217.
#3 Magna Carta – Team Average is 215.
#4 Most Wanted – Team Average is 214.
#5 Kryptonite – Team Average is 211.
#6 The Expendables – Team Average is 210.
#7 Body Bagz – Team Average is 208.
#8 Boardwalk Empire – Team Average is 206.
#9 Charm City Chaos – Team Average is 201.
#10 Guilty By Association – Team Average is 188.

DMV South

#1 High Powered – Team Average is 220.
#2 Str8 Bizness Cartel – Team Average is 218.
#3 No Clowns Allowed – Team Average is 217.
#4 DC Mafia – Team Average is 215.
#5 Dynasty – Team Average is 214.
#6 NoVa Beastmode – Team Average is 210.
#7 Framed 4 Murda – Team Average is 209.
#8 Contract Killaz – Team Average is 208.
#9 Infamous – Team Average is 208.
#10 Pax Kingpins – Team Average is 206.
#11 Lethal N’jection – Team Average is 202.
#12 Nightmare on Lane Street – No Averages on Roster.

VA South

#1 Gladiators – Team Average is 219.
#2 High Voltage – Team Average is 216.
#3 Demolition Crew – Team Average is 215.
#4 The Risen – Team Average is 215.
#5 Fearless – Team Average is 213.
#6 The Unforgiven – Team Average is 212.
#7 Hellhounds – Team Average is 211.
#8 Violators – Team Average is 211.
#9 Disturbin Tha Peace – Team Average is 195.
#10 Twisted – Team Average is 195.

Combined All American Conference

#1 Outrage
#2 Hot Pockets
#3 High Powered
#4 Mutiny
#5 Gladiators
#6 Str8 Bizness Cartel
#7 Impact
#8 No Clowns Allowed
#9 N.W.O. Wolfpack
#10 High Voltage
#11 Magna Carta
#12 The Lion’s Den
##13 DC Mafia
#14 Demolition Crew
#15 The Risen
#16 Most Wanted
#17 Dynasty
#18 Fearless
#19 The Unforgiven
#20 Kryptonite
#21 Da Stoners
#22 Pin Krushers
#23 Hellhounds
#24 Violators
#25 The Expendables
#26 Apex Predators
#27 NoVa Beastmode
#28 Infinite Chaos
#29 Framed 4 Murda
#30 Body Bagz
#31 Contract Killaz
#32 Infamous
#33 Boardwalk Empire
#34 Pax Kingpins
#35 Vipers
#36 Lethal N’jection
#37 Charm City Chaos
#38 Killer Keglers
#39 Disturbin Tha Peace
#40 Twisted
#41 Guilty By Association
#42 Nightmare on Lane Street